Humor: Blonde Joke – The Commute
A blonde came home from her first day commuting to the city. Her mother noticed she was pale and asked,”Honey, are you feeling alright?” “Not really”, she replied,”I’m nauseous from sitting backwards...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Blonde Inventions
The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Mechanical pencil sharpener Ejector seat...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Q & A #2
Q. Why did the blonde have TGIF printed on her shoes? A. Toes go in first. Q. What is a row of blonds called A. A wind tunnel Q. What is a blond at the bottom of a swimming pool? A. An air pocket Q....
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Flashing Lights
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over ninety miles an hour. “Hey,” asked the brunette at the wheel, “see any cops following us?” The blonde turned around for a long look. “As a...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Q & A #3
Q. What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade. Q. What is the definition of “gross ignorance”? A. 144 blondes Q. Have you heard about the abortion clinic for blondes? A. It has a...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – One, Two, and More Liners
There were two blondes on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close, there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,” So they turned around and went home. Did you hear about the blonde...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Blonde’s Appendicitis
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis.” The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get … Continue reading → Readers who...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Blonde With Chickens
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ”What do you have in the bag?” The blonde replies: ”I have chickens!” The man thinks for a moment...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – The Blonde and the Deodorant
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Blonde Diet
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days “Eat anything and everything you want for the...
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