Q. Why did the blonde have TGIF printed on her shoes?
A. Toes go in first.
Q. What is a row of blonds called
A. A wind tunnel
Q. What is a blond at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A. An air pocket
Q. Ever see a “corn maize” for a blonde?
A. It’s a big cleared field with one corn stalk right in the middle.
Q. Did you hear about the blond who always used an entire bottle of shampoo in the shower?
A. It said wash, rinse and repeat.
Q. Did you hear the one about the smart blond?
A. no? of course not it doesn’t exist..
Q. What do you get when you put seven blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
Q. How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A. Wave
Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot
Q. What’s a blonds’ favourite rock group?
A. Air Supply.
Q. Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A. A blond electrician.
Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So brunettes can remember them
Q. Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A. They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A. Perri-air
Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A. When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q. When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A. After a dye job.
Q. What is a blonde’s favorite part of a gas station?
A. The Air Pump!
Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. Why do blondes have flat foreheads?
A. they slap their foreheads with the palm of their hand when they finally get a joke!
Q. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. At least TWO! One to hold the bulb and one to spin the one holding the bulb
Q. How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?
A. With a tire pressure gauge!
Q. What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q. Why couldn’t the blonde make ice-cubes?
A. She couldn’t find the recipe
Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A. It takes too long to re-train them.
Q. Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A. So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.
Q. How do you know a blonde has robbed your house?
A. There is a note where the microwave used to be that says “Thanks for the TV!!”
Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A. “It’s OK Daddy, I’m not hurt.”
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. They’re both empty from the neck up
Q. Did you hear about the blonde who lost 85% of her brains?
A. Her husband died
Q. Why did the blonde drop out of her remedial math class?
A. She thought the marking system was unfair because only one in twenty students graduated in the top 20%.
Q. What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A. Went looking for the three guys.
Q. What does a blonde say when she finds out she’s pregnant?
A. Gee, I hope it’s mine.
Q. What did the blonde do when she wanted a personalized licence plate?
A. She changed her name to “ZRF-542″.
Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.
Q. How do blondes count?
A. 1,2,3,another,another,another…
Q. How did the blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree.
Q. What do you see when you look deep into a blonde’s eyes ?
A. The back of her head
Q. What did the blonde say after her boyfriend blew in her ear?
A. Thanks for the refill.
Q. What’s it called when one blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?
A. Data transfer.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde who died drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on her!
Q. Why did the blonde have a square chest?
A. She forgot to take the tissue out of the box
Q. What do you call a blonde standing in the middle of the empty room?
A. Central air
Q. Why did the blonde tip toe by the medicine cabinet?
A. She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills
Q. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A. Five: one to make the batter and four to squeeze the rabbits.
Q. What do you call a circle of blondes?
A. A dope ring.
Q. What do you call a pile of blondes laying on top of each other?
A. Air mattress
Q. What do you call a blonde that just got electrocuted?
A. Simple circuit.
Q. Why do blondes drive BMW’s?
A.Because they are easy to spell
Q. How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A. She got hit by the zamboni.
Q. What goes VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM! SCREECH! VROOM!
A. A blonde at a flashing red light.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a grocery cart?
A. A cart has a mind of its own.